Be A Party Animal At The Office This Halloween

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Halloween is just a few weeks away. On a weekday! What to wear…what to wear? Forget the messy zombie look, garish make-up and tattered, blood-stained clothes. Isn’t that how we drag ourselves to work all year-round anyway? Let’s be even more effortless.

Throw on our Archie McPhee Accoutrements Horse Head Mask and you are good to go. This mask works hard anytime, anywhere. As you can see from our horse-sighting at the Los Angeles Angels v. Houston Astros game last month, no event is safe from the ubiquitous Horse Head.

Nice catch!  That is one talented horsey.
Nice catch! That is one talented horsey.

This is the real deal Creepy Horse Head Mask. Don’t fall for cheap knock-offs sold by jackasses. As usual, we offer our Satisfaction Guarantee. How can you say nay to that?

Accoutrements Horse Head Mask $24.95

I'm off to join the rest of the herd on the freeway.
I’m off to join the rest of the herd on the freeway.
Uh oh, I shouldn't have eaten oats for breakfast...
Whoa, Nelly! I shouldn’t have eaten oats for breakfast…not gonna make that meeting.