Happy New Year!…in March?

Hey-oh! Er ma gerd, I can’t believe how long it’s been since I’ve posted. Well, since one of my new year’s resolutions is to blog more regularly, there’s no better time than 3 months into 2016, am I right?

I know all of you have been keeping up your resolutions with diets…

Since giving up carbs, I've been feeling...oh, what's that word?...homicidal.
Since giving up carbs, I’ve been feeling…oh, what’s that word?…homicidal.

getting in shape…

Faux Real T-Shirt Leopard Bikini
Faux Real T-Shirt Leopard Bikini

and getting organized. I’ve been working on the procrastination thing. Yeah, been really successful as you can see from this New Year’s blog post!

Knock Knock File Folders: Do, Ponder, File
Knock Knock File Folders: Do, Ponder, File

Anyhoo, just wanted to touch base and say hello. Happy Clam Store is growing and doing really well thanks to our fun-loving, goofy customers who – BTW – thrill me whenever they call or text to say they lurved their merch. I love this business of providing Fun Stuff to folks who get the humor.

Here’s an FBI profile of our typical partners-in-fun:

1) They don’t mind being silly and goofy. (Faux Real T-Shirts, Ata-Boy David & Goliath Magnets, Knock Knock Note Pads, Horse Head Mask)

2) They’re cool with people around them knowing it. (Anne Taintor and Knock Knock Sticky Notes, Knock Knock File Folders)

3) They’re drawn to quality, artsy products. (Coelacanth Document Bags, Totes, Travel Bags, Coin Purses, Pencil Cases)

4) They don’t give a rat’s ass and will laugh out loud at non-PC stuff. (Anne Taintor Greeting Cards)

5) They thrive on pop culture and nostalgia. (Lunchboxes, Ata-Boy Magnets and Buttons)

6) They play along even during the Checkout process when they humor us with their favorite sayings and share their fave comic strip or comedian.

Happy Clam Store's Checkout Page
We get some funny responses!

Knowing that there are so many people out there just like me makes me giddy! I can feel that 2016 is going to be FUN. Join us (and be a kid forever), won’t ya?

Anne Taintor Greeting Card: She Was Determined To Find A Cure For Embarrassing-Mom Syndrome
Anne Taintor Greeting Card: She Was Determined To Find A Cure For Embarrassing-Mom Syndrome